Crackertown, South Carolina
Concerned whites think that “caucasian culture” is under attack and has been used and exploited by other races.
A Caucasian leader, Arnold B. Cracker, told our Rotten Apple correspondent, “Untold millions, even billions of people around the world have BENEFITTED from ‘white privilege’ around the world. Its one of history’s little ‘white’ secrets that need to be accepted and ‘celebrated’ in our current ‘multi-cultural’ society.
The concerned whites want “reparations”. Make your checks out to “The Man”. One Caucasian, who said his name was “Uncle Cracker”, stated, “We want ours back”.
“CARS and COMPUTERS are PRETTY ‘WHITE‘. We would appreciate that other races pay for the benefits they have experienced.” The German George Daimler and American Henry Ford were extremely “white”.
When pressed for examples, a WAACCPP spokesperson stated, “Mexicans took perfectly normal Caucasian cars and turned them into tricked out low-riders without white permission. We are demanding ‘fair use’ payments.”
We want the term CHINESE LAUNDRY back. The Chinese did not have western, style “laundry” in China.
When told that Chinese-Americans were segregated by racial prejudice into the laundry industry, the Caucasian “spokesman” said, “Really? Never mind”.
The controversy has spread to the sports world. One WAACPP spokesperson said, “Blacks have appropriated BASKETBALL to their benefit. We’ll let them keep it, but lay off HOCKEY – that is where we draw the line.”
When an African-American recently expressed dismay over the “cultural appropriation” by musician BRUNO MARS, of mixed Puerto Rican, white, Jewish, Filipino and who knows what else background, the WAACCPP spokesmen said our official Bruno Mars policy is , “That whole situation is a mess we refuse to deal with. You deal with it.”
Things such as modern medicine, political “civil rights” such as representative government, voting, education, that have traditionally been “white”, and used as “privilege”., and should be “categorized” as such.
Concerned “Caucasians” are fighting back against the attacks on their “rights”. The claim to be mad at “racist” attacks on their white-ness by non-whites who unjustly USE and ABUSE “white-ness” without proper regard and respect. “R.E.S.P.E.C.T. – Find out what it means to WHITE-ey”, proclaimed the “social justice WHITE warrior”.
“May be that song was written by a black man (Otis Redding), re-made by a black musical legend and icon (Aretha Franklin), made by a music company (Atlantic Records) started by emigrant Turks (the Ertegun brothers), ran and produced by Jews (Jerry Wrexler) and engineered by whites (Tom Dowd) and musicians (“The Swampers”, white ‘house’ musicians at Muscle Shoals music studios in Alabama), but without white people, that song would never have meant squat to anyone around the world. The role whites played has been a clear case of discrimination and hidden bias and disrespect of ‘white privilege’.
Outraged “whites” resent the color stereotyping and obsession – “Don’t call me ‘WHITE’ – call me ‘CAUCASIAN-AMERICAN”. ‘MY PEOPLE’ came from ‘CAUCASIA’!”
“My ancestors came here to ESCAPE WHITE PRIVILEGE’. I don’t want historical ignoramuses and race baiters and deceptive, divisive frauds lecturing me about ‘white privilege’ while ‘playing the race card’, an oppressive, fascistic form of tribal “black privilege’.”
“My ancestors came here 50 years after the Civil War ended, poor emigrants escaping European ‘privilege’. One set of my grandparents were ‘Slav-ic’ – where we get the name ‘slave’ from its practice thousands of years ago. My other set of ancestors were illiterate farmers who came here in the early 1900s as indentured servants to that sh#t-hole Hawaii to pick sugar, then moved to the now socialist proletarian paradise, oops, I mean the People’s Republic, oops, I mean “Mexifornia”, oops I mean California, the UNITED STATES of AMERICA!
One concerned American citizen, who claimed his name was “Slavic Socrates”, voiced his controversial views subvert the basic assumptions and confusions concerning this whole issue, views which might have him burned at the stake as a ‘white witch’ of non-conformist heresy fighting totalitarism:
“Do not lecture me on ‘victimization’ and ‘privilege’ you historical, mental and moral ##tards, politically correct perverts. “We” came here to America ON PURPOSE here to ESCAPE and be FREE and establish our establish our own damn ‘privilege’!” THAT WAS the WHOLE ‘POINT’!
MY ‘PRIVILEGE’ IS GOOD! IF YOU DON’T LIKE MINE, MAKE YOUR OWN! I RESPECT YOUR ‘RIGHT’ to DO THAT!”
“The RIGHT TO BE ‘WRONG’ is OUR AMERICAN ‘RIGHT’ and ‘PRIVILEGE’, politically-correct idiots, ‘progressive’ dystopian dumb##es”!”
Concerned “SOCCER MOMS” started “The SUBurban LEAGUE” to protect and fight for their ‘privilege’.
C.W.A. – CAUCAUSIANS WITH ATTITUDE
“Whites are tired of being caricatured and ‘scapegoated’ by non-whites for all the problems of society. We are ‘victims’ of bias, prejudice and discrimination.”
When asked for an example, a spokesman responded, “How come there are NO WHITE M&Ms?” Such exclusion shows an inherent color race-based animus in the ENTIRE CANDY INDUSTRY! Why do they (the so-called “man”) almost always make CHOCOLATE BROWN?
“If you don’t like my ‘white privilege’, leave me alone. If I want to take my wife Mindy and daughter Buffy to Starbucks to the mall in my SUV after her morning soccer game at the local park paid for by ‘white’ taxpayers working at white, capitalist corporations, that’s your (non-white) problem”. Leave us alone. We like our ‘privilege’ and are now willing to fight for and protect our ‘civil rights”!
“I am a victim of BLACK GUILT” – slavery existed before white men showed up in Africa and exists today after the white man left Africa. (e.g. Mauritania)
BLACK POWER is a form of RACIAL RACKETERING.